Today's entry is solely devoted to the horror that is a movie bought in Hong Kong and translated back into English for the tourists. Rather than try to make it all fit here, I will redirect you to its own page. It's graphic intensive, but oooohhh so worth it. Enjoy!

CLICK HERE FOR THE HONG KONG MOVIE DISASTER PAGE

Eh, I couldn't leave you without SOME 'search terms' so here ya go:

lyrics of total eclipse of the fart

aspercreme commercial

i'm bald like my adorable husband

pee in my ass

girls love their tushy smell

dumb bitch jennifer wilbanks

black men is doing it all night pictures [you know...even when we're searching for porn, shouldn't we at least TRY to be grammatically correct??]

send porn to your coworker revenge

"afraid to fart"

wife's bitch meaning

oops i crap my pants

i peeked through the hole in the stall

amazing american angst [*gracie curtsies*]

naked crotches

video of dog screwing woman only

poop goes the weasel

my wife's a bitch

marriage sucks

marriage sucks? [the hell?? Are they having conversations with each other??]

oompa loompa makeup

does anthony federov have a sister

naked ding dong tits

spanking orgasm

conan o'brien caught crying in public [i cannot explain why this is so funny to me. And I can't help but think that Conan would think so, too. ...unless it's true...unless he really IS a big puss who was weeping in public...maybe he saw a pretty sunsent and, as Demi Moore says with such a lack of plausability in 'Ghost': "I broke into tears". And just by the way, WHO the hell talks like that?]

fart face trailer

what if men had pms? [the world would become extinct. plaaaain n' simple, chickadee.]

people ding in memorial day

how to speak mobster

pictures of people that have murdered [sounds like someone is in need of a Crash Course for Becoming a Made Man]

why do i shiver when i pee?

cute american accent

pictures of people blowing farts

sexy sentences

soccer moms nude

husband in pantyhose

fart porn

skirt etiquette escalator stop

american hot womans

ohsofun

womans get a spanking

shaun cassidy shorts

bug pussy

horse feces and dogs

grandpa ate my pussy

i lick my wife shitty asshole [hey. if *I* hafta read this shit, then sooooo do you.]

american group hates The English people

do black girl fart [South Americans are, apparently, a veeeery curious people]

3-people peeing

camel mating position picture

dogs hates ceiling fans

ocd infidelity [PLEASE tell me you didn't fall for that. That he juuuuust can't help screwing other people...cuz o' his disEASE n' all. *pokes finger down throat*]

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