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Helpful Tip #989…

Friday, July 2nd, 2010

Don’t paint your nails until you are certain—absolutely certain—that you will not have to go to the bathroom for at least an hour.

Don’t ask me how I know this.

Note: Ignore this message if any of the following apply to you:

a) you LIKE bizarre patterns

b) AND lots of questions

c) you aren’t painting your nails surreptitiously at work

Love,

~G.

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Helpful Tip #712…

Thursday, June 24th, 2010

Helpful Tip #712: Red Velvet cake has no calories if you scrape off all the frosting. Trust me. Would I lie to you??

~G.

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